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iSheep

Someone who buys everything Apple churn out.
Person 1:
OMG MICAH YOUNG HAS AN IPHONE

Person 2: Why'd he get it?

Person 1: Because he says it was the best one on the market.

Person 2: What an iSheep
by Bexy D November 2, 2008
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iSheeple

Pathetically slavish devotees of Apple Computers who blindly embrace any product hawked by their turtle-necked tech messiah Steve Jobs.

The iSheeple are, as a general rule, more interested in Apple products as fashion accessories and will buy several permutations of the same item in order to stay "current", even when that device has obvious design flaws and is liable to break under even normal usage conditions (see: iPhone 4) or cause the user actual physical harm (see: overheating Macbooks). Rather than picking the best tool for the job, iSheeple choose the Apple alternative every time, paying over the odds for a product that is not as useful as it should be (see: iPad).

Ignoring well-reasoned arguments from less biased computer enthusiasts everywhere, they will never truly be convinced that Apple products are overrated. For iSheeple the mind-numbing simplicity of the various Apple operating systems is actually comforting: a real power operating system would only leave them huddled over in a corner shaking uncontrollably and sobbing that iTunes can't run their lives and tell them what to buy next anymore.

More extreme iSheeple will decorate non-Apple products with the now ubiquitous fruit silhouette logo, even going so far as to have the icon tattooed onto their skin in an overwhelming display of blind conformity.

Such is their unswerving quasi-religious devotion they are classed as acceptable targets and should be mocked whenever possible.
Even the usually infallible Stephen Fry is a notorious Apple bore and figurehead of the irritating iSheeple masses.
by LastWeekZeke December 27, 2010
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Gary Ishizaki

the secret identity to his characters Crazy Ish and Major Math. creator of web hit "haloINTegers" and a few others. he is known to have hair resembling ramen noodles. fucking pedo I'm telling you, math teacher at some fucking middle school, probably wanks it while thinking about the 6th graders, wouldn't surprise me
"its my n work Gary Ishizaki"
by patric jarman May 7, 2019
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Isheika

Isheika is the name given to someone who is trustworthy.. A person who you can rely on when in need of help. Isheikas are usually beautiful, funny and moody. They are radical for Christ and is a go getter. They are great friends and did i mention that they are well anointed under God's blood.. Dont mess with an Isheika, you will be in trouble with God.
What's your best friend like?
She's like an Isheika
by 82457 April 7, 2013
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ishita ghosh

She is a blessing, sometimes this girl is just too good to be true.She is smart,funny,mischievous,has great sense of humour,all in all she is everything a guy wants.Yes this girl has a tendency to get angry sometimes, and puts up walls around her which are difficult to break down.But once you do,she is the most amazing person you'll get to know.Nomatter how many cute guys she looks at,at the end of the day,she is extremely loyal.But this girl doesn't give second chances, once you lose her due to some mistake, she is lost forever.So whoever is reading this,hold on to this girl tight and don't give up on her.Because if you do,you might never feel the same way about anyone as you did for her.If she wants this girl can tear the heaven apart and break hell loose just to bring you back from the dead
Who is she?
She is "Ishita Ghosh",she is the whole package
by thatguyinblackhoodie March 15, 2014
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Ishi maaa

The best-est buddy you can get in form of a mother. She cares like no one can ever can but always fails to express it, just how a mother would do. Talking to her gives you sukoon. The bond with her is sure too special and you simply cant let her go inspite the fact she's mad at you. She is a fighther and can face any problems with ease. A person who defines friendship in best way possible. Yes, that's my ishi maa. #AHIM
by Maba codes March 23, 2017
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kiyotaka Ishimaru

A: you heard of Kiyotaka Ishimaru

B: yeah
A: you should bow down
by kiyotaka supremacy 🛐 September 6, 2021
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