Involuntary nap 

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.

Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!

Involuntary nap by The Lukester October 19, 2010

involuntary facebook stalking

when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.

person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!

involuntary facebook stalking by movement37 September 11, 2011

Involuntary Fluffer 

Someone that gets your cock hard without knowing they are having such a filthy impact on your day.

The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.

My new boss has no idea that she’s my involuntary fluffer.

The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.

Involuntary Fluffer by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

involuntary sperm recipient 

euphuism for rape victim

"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

involuntary sperm recipient by Raziel March 23, 2003

Involuntary "you too"

Accidently responding to somone with "you too" at an unnecessary time, most oftenly used at a movie theater.

Movie theater attendant: "You're gonna be in theater 6, 3rd one to the right. Enjoy the show!"

Movie attender: "Thanks, you too!"

*awkward...walk away quickly, you've just used an involuntary "you too"*

Involuntary "you too" by cleverdahling June 14, 2009

Involuntary Gold Digger 

A woman whose husband buys her lots of gifts and expensive things without her asking.

Jim spoils his wife so much. She must be one lucky involuntary gold digger.

Involuntary Gold Digger by bobrocks95 May 5, 2010

Involuntary sensibleness 

When you're sensible, even though you don't want to be.

Angie busted her knee running, she wanted to go for a jog, but her involuntary sensibleness made her walk instead.

Involuntary sensibleness by TheAbstract November 15, 2011