investidating 

the selection of mate for assumed future monetary gain

lana: I don't understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday

cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..

lana: oh I get it... you're investidating

cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size

investidating by serrabelle May 11, 2011

incestigation 

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.

incestigation by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008

Place of Investigation 

A place has an investigative significance.

We've reconizgned Tampa, Florida as a Place of Investigation.

Place of Investigation by the_surveiller May 16, 2013

Discord Bureau of Investigation

Discord Bureau of Investigation: a Discord agency.

Darn, the Discord Bureau of Investigation busted me on Discord.

Discord Bureau of Investigation by DiscordBureauofInvestigation July 7, 2022

Incestigation 

An investigation in regards to rumors of blood-related family members involved in sexual relations

We have conducted an incestigation to determine whether or not the rumors of you dating your sister were true or not.

Incestigation by ByteMei November 18, 2019

investation 

To fill a building or premises with paying patreons for the purposes of a paranormal investigation.

We were impressed with last night's investation for our paranormal investigation. They really filled the place.

investation by Hauntedchick September 21, 2020

crime scene investigation 

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.

I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.

crime scene investigation by Double D Nice August 17, 2009