Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.

Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.

by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009

intervision

"Television" watched via the internet e.g. YouTube, Hulu, Myspace Video etc.

"You need to get off the computer, that intervision will rot your mind!"

by Kurt 8 Keiner November 10, 2009

Iowa Interview

a person constantly asking questions that nobody want's to answer! just don't know when to shut the fuck up!

scott would stand behind people breathing heavy and swaying back & fourth asking questions that was none of his buisness , when he was told to get away, scott would ask more questions like having a Iowa Interview. ( who made you mad?, where did this come from, why did kenny break the calculator?,were did the lock to the dumpster go?, who is not here today?, do these tight sweat pants make my penis look large?, what are you looking up on the computer?),.....etc etc...

by russ sharp January 24, 2012

Sex interview

A sexier name for a date.

I'm going to take her on a sex interview.

by ValidReason57 September 9, 2014

interviewniform

a set of clothes that you repeatedly choose to wear to job interviews because you think they make you look like a winner.

i'm feeling good about getting this job since i wore my awesome interviewniform to it.

by Raoul Bloodworth June 29, 2011

Hot Dog Interview

The act of distracting a person with a tap on the opposite shoulder which prompts said person to turn their head. As their attention is drawn back to see who tapped on their shoulder, a hot dog is placed into their mouth or smacked onto their cheek. Add sour cream for an added effect.

Also see Sour Cream Sanchez which the sour cream is applied with a finger, not a hot dog.

We had some left over hot dogs from dinner, so I gave my brother a hot dog interview.

by Mindcrime Madness April 24, 2011

internoia

n. the paranoid feeling that you're about to be seriously embarrassed on the Internet (in front of your coworkers, your family, your dog etc) in a worrisome way, e.g. by photos from That Party.

internoiac, adj. one who is regularly consumed by internoid tendencies.

"I couldn't sleep because I know pictures from the party... THAT party... are out there. Somewhere. About to be tagged with my name.

Feverish and sweaty with delusion, I turned on every single privacy setting on my facebook, made all my lj entries private, deleted my myspace, rickrolled all my youtube playlists, replaced all my default jpegs with Opus the Penguin, and shot my computer three times with a .38 caliber police special.

...probably just internoia."

by joseph of windows to sky July 13, 2009