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Intervention Drunk

adj. A level of drunkeness acheived successive to shit-faced, wasted, hammered, smashed, etc...

Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!

Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
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divine intervention 

The belief that a heavenly being will interfere in human situations so bad that nothing but an act of God could change the outcome for the better.
Now, the Browns winning the SuperBowl - that would take some <i>serious</i> divine intervention.

Roblox Intervention Foundation 

A shat SCPF that is the combination of shit and cash grab.
Person 1: Dude you wanna make an SCPF with me?
Person 2: Sure, just don’t make it a cash grab like Roblox Intervention Foundation.

INTERVENSH 

A term commonly associated with incompetent IB students who haven't completed their work.
"Yousif why can't you leave at 2:30?'
'I have INTERVENSH'
"Im sorry bro'
INTERVENSH by wellgoddammit September 17, 2018

internetional 

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius
internetional by rokkenbosche October 21, 2010

Romantic Intervention 

A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable sexual situation.. Romantic Interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.
(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!PPPPlease pick up Paula......i need a Romantic intervention...fast!
Romantic Intervention by DaynaS March 20, 2008

interdenominational 

A big ass word that probably refers to church denominations or something, but who cares. Just add it to your speech to impress someone.
guy 1: Hey man.

guy 2: Interdenominational.

guy 1: Nice!
interdenominational by mitosis August 6, 2007