Intentional Exposure

The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.

That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey.

by YAWA July 26, 2020

intertube

A series of tubes that move information around the world via computer. Not a dump truck, but a series of tubes. Also known by ignorant people as "the internet".

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK)

There's a sweet site on the intertube that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!

by leisurist July 20, 2006

Cruel Intentions

A movie made in 1999 starring Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Selma Blair, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Louise Fletcher, and Joshua Jackson, with a small role by Tara Reid. This movie is packed with laughs, tears, and some fudge, and is extremely rad. The plotline is basically this: Kathryn (the drug addicted rich bitch)makes a bet with her step-brother Sebastian (the cute player who can get any girl he wants) that he won't be able to bed Annette (a virgin who is insistant on remaining one until marriage). If Sebastian loses, Kathryn gets his Jaguar. If he wins, he gets Kathryn. This movie is Rated R for strong sexual dialogue and sexual situations involving teens, language and drug use. It's a really funny movie, and guys and girls alike will almost certainly love it. Just one word of advice, DON'T watch Cruel Intentions 2. It sucks.

"Hey cutes, wanna come over to my place and watch Cruel Intentions?"
"Of course I do! you know I LOVE that movie. Ryan Phillippe is mad hot in it."

by kendradmr. May 11, 2006

Hostile Intent

A Half Life mod thats slightly more realistic than the current average Half Life mod.
Has no Health or Ammo indicators and no cross-hair, instead the player is required to use the guns iron sights to aim. Also only one or two bullets is required from any gun to kill.
Just like real life, oh yes, and it finally came out.

Hey look it's that Hostile Intent game that finally came out, its slow, methodical, and reasonably fun to play. Unlike all this mindless deathmatch thats been going around lately.

by anonymous March 30, 2004

Intestine Job

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels

hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job

by efvbsfdrvsfdebgerdscadsbfvdasv December 1, 2010

driving while intexticated

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

by mlhiss September 24, 2009

intertested

to try and test exactly how much someone is interested in you, or vice versa.

jake came over when i was sick with that nasty flu bug, and still made out with me. he was intertested and passed, big time.

by pam19 February 3, 2005