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Internet Disorder

In·ter·net dis·or·der,
n.

Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:

·Google Amnesia;

·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);

·Forum Schizophrenia; and

·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).

Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.
My brother has never been the same since he went online; he's being a total douchebag on forums, and can surf Wikipedia for days on end, but have no recollection of where he's been. I should call a doctor; he's suffering from some form of Internet disorder.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
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Internet Mafia CAPO

CAPO = Communist Agent Provocateurs Online

agent provocateur/ˌaʒɒ̃ prəˌvɒkəˈtə /Learn to pronounce noun

a person who induces others to be violent or commit an illegal act in order to incriminate them or discredit a cause" you people will start fighting amongst yourselves, not realizing that some agent provocateur is behind this"

Similar to the 50 Cent Party, The Internet Mafia CAPO's are paid to disrupt online Ethnic Nationalist platforms by impersonating nationalists while posting hate speech.

The fifty Cent Party, also known as the fifty Cent Army or wumao, are Internet commentators who are paid by the authorities of the People's Republic of China to spread the propaganda of the governing Chinese Communist Party (CCP)

The name is derived from the fact that such commentators are paid RMB¥0.50 for every post. These commentators create comments or articles on popular Chinese social media networks that are intended to derail discussions which are critical of the CCP, promoting narratives that serve the government's interests and insulting or spreading misinformation about political opponents of the Chinese government, both domestic and abroad

The CAPO's are usually high school or college kids who are involved with leftist groups like ANTIFA or BLM, they're really nothing more than keyboard activists who are sometimes paid a small fee every time they cause mischief online

This is PSYOPS 101
What's with all the hate filled racist posts, that person must be a CAPO!

Beware The Internet Mafia CAPO's!

The Internet Mafia CAPO's are at it again, promoting hate online!
by Research Assistant March 27, 2023
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Some Person on the Internet

Right-wing extremist animation YouTuber who is kind of a simp but that's ok.
Person 1: Hey, what's that YouTuber who makes dead silent animations expressing his far-right political views?
Person 2: Which one...?
Person 1: The one we watched yesterday when a furry recommended him to us.
Person 2: Oh yeah, Some Person on the Internet.
by m2345m April 13, 2021
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Fastest growing army on the internet

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.
by GregoryGonzales February 8, 2020
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Internet Cult Leader

Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) is a British YouTuber and BBC1 radio host. He often makes videos with fellow YouTuber, radio host companion and flatmate Amazing Phil (Phil Lester). Dan's fans, often known as "Danosaurs", are his loyal followers, he is their internet cult leader. The ship name of Phil and Dan is "Phan" so the fans of Dan and Phil often refer to themselves as "The Phandom" or "Phamily".
Non- Phandom weirdo : "Who is Dan?"
Phandom weirdo: "Dan is our internet cult leader."
by WhiskersWithin June 17, 2013
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Internet Atheist

Not to be mistaken for an atheist who merely uses the internet, an internet atheist is someone who is ubiquitous when it comes to websites or forum threads related to religion. They will often poke fun at religion and religious people, especially Christians and Muslims, but they have a sort of "search and refute" thing going on with Christians, whereas the Muslims usually only fall prey to internet atheists when they happen to come across them. Of course many internet atheists have the habit of searching for Muslims, too.

They usually lack any sense of humor if jokes are made about them, but they find nothing wrong with being incredibly offensive to the point of being disgusting when making jokes about religious people. They also love to show off their knowledge about any subject they might know something about.

They will often make snobby attempts to annoy or insult religious people, sometimes calling them names, but will immediately condemn someone who bothers atheists, homosexuals or liberals if they don't have a legitimate reason. Even if they do have a legitimate reason that justifies their bothering it might not matter. They will also claim they don't discriminate, but they are usually far more polite and accepting if they think you're a fellow atheist.
Jane the Theist - "God sure has given us a fine day. He did a great job creating the birds."

Internet Atheist - "'God' didn't give as anything; 'God' doesn't exist. And the birds are a product of years of evolution and natural selection."

Red the Atheist - "Christians are morons. They sicken me."

Joanne the Christian - "Ya? Well atheists are jerks."

Red the Atheist - "You're making nonsensical generalizations!"
by Card Tricks May 27, 2013
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