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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting
"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.
by balubhog March 28, 2025
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ask gabby instead

Gabby is equivalent to a whole. Fuck you rick ask her instead of me since you think she's hotter. die.
_ is a bitch and likes someone named Gabby who is a nasty whore.

Ask Gabby instead she's a dumbass.
by katiedatrealbitch January 20, 2022
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good present instead of that shitty

Get a good present instead of that shitty mug...
by xxenext December 27, 2021
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Insteads

Not like the unattainable; These are the weird, greasy, freaks that are into you when you want someone clean and sexy.
Message: HEYY UR REALLY HOT, WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?

YOU: Here we go, another one from the group of insteads. Why me.
by yursh22 May 20, 2020
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