If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.

"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

insta instagram ham

by Humble Champion September 22, 2014

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by killacole/bribarian February 18, 2009

instapear

When anything instantly appears. My friends 4 year old daughter coined this term and has been used profusley since then( 4 years ago).

Wow, that thunderstorm just instapeared.

by rebeccagood42 July 15, 2009

instabear

When a guy on Instagram is big (preferably with hair) and large muscles

After non stop posting of his shirtless pics, Jerry became an instabear

by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019

Oh, So you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

This is a quote by the one and only.

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DIO!

DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

Jotaro: Sama....DIO

by A cool average guy December 21, 2021