EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.

Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

Pancake-injunction

When your sticky sweaty nut sack sticks to the side of your inner thigh.

I got some serious Pancake-injunction sticky icky woo. Dont you hate when your sack sticks to you forehead. Excuse me, I need to peel this bitch off my leg.

by Dr. Stugots February 21, 2011

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit September 27, 2011

Fracking injunction

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NOUN.
The ability to delegitimise peaceful protest with corporate law to enable a multinational toxic corporation to poison a landscape, causing earthquakes & cancers.

You can stick your fracking injunctions up tour arse

by Insp Gadget June 16, 2018

Infucktion

An infection obtained via sexual means.

Dude 1: Why are you wearing your glasses? Usually you wear contacts.
Dude 2: I gave myself an eye infucktion.
Dude 1: How's you manage that?
Dude 2: I was beating my meat and it got in my eye

by gwh1996 August 7, 2012