Infinity War

The scientifically proven way to have your heart shatter into thousands of pieces indistinguishable from the ashes of your favorite character that perished in this movie.

Random Guy: Infinity War broke me.

His Friend: The sun will shine on us again, brother.

by thefabulousasexual August 19, 2018

infinite poop

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.

oh god not the infinite poop copypasta

by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019

Infinigger

The ridiculous superlative of the word "nigger". It is a superior insult to both nigger, as well as its comparatives such as double nigger.

BigBootyHoe: I don't like gay marriage.
SeXbOxLuver69 : DOUBLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TRIPLE NIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: DOUBLE-TRIPLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TETRANIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: INFINIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: *Gasp* D':

by Skittles (: June 1, 2013

infinity war

Avengers Infinity war: a noun describing the complex emotions of sadness, anger, rage, and overall depression.

I have actual infinity war depression

by geoo! June 11, 2018

infinite stratos

An anime where literally every girl character falls for the main character, Ichika Orimura. Ichika was the first man ever to be able to activate an Infinite Stratos (IS) and is sent to an all girl school in order to learn how to use the IS.

John: Hey, have you watched Infinite Stratos?

Bob: Yea, that Ichika guy sure is lucky.

by JomamaYomama October 23, 2013

Infinity Savage

The leader of cuh nation (colored united homos). A group of arabic liberal democrat jews that promote bussy, sus and pant sagging. The leader can be found with diaper or bussy avatars along with its members. Stay clear if you respect your anus and reputation.

Infinity savage that cuh nation pres sucked me off for a phone card cuh

by Oscarthearab April 19, 2020

Infinitaire

This is a self proclaimed title of a man who sought the living God for ever increasing wealth; mainly to aid all the poor and needy.

Just as there are millionaires and billionaires; there is also an Infinitaire.

by CptNova March 13, 2022