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Inventitive

An alternative pronunciation and spelling of the word inventive. Coined by Link.
See "Epic Rap Battle" by Rhett and Link
I pack a snorkel' 'cause I'm clever and so inventitive.

It's inventive. Inventitive isn't a word.

Yeah, I just inventi-ted it. You just got served!
by Dr. Pepper Cherry September 13, 2010
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Intense Intensity

more intense than just plain intensity, but slightly less than intensity that is brighter than the sun
After a lunch of pounding coffee and hash browns, Tony was ready to work with intense intensity for the remainder of the day.
by BabyBuster October 1, 2008
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Dissociative Identity Disorder

DID is a complex and quite rare condition where more than one personality exists within you. You may in fact be unaware of this and usually other people will tell you of your other identities. Each identity within you has their own pattern of thinking and behaving, and this may be quite different from your own established patterns. In fact, each separate personality controls your behaviours and thoughts at the times they are present.

Dissociation is a mental process of disconnecting from your thoughts, feelings, memories or sense of identity.

The causes of DID are as complex as the condition, but mental health professionals agree that ongoing trauma in childhood is the leading contributor. The trauma causes the child to “disconnect” from what is happening to them during the times of extreme stress. Trauma can include repeated emotional, physical or sexual abuse that usually begins before a child is five years of age, and during that time there is no adult around who provides comfort or safety.

Children remain dissociated into their teens and adulthood. This can lead to other problems as they struggle to make sense of the world around them.

If you have DID, you may experience depression, mood swings, anxiety and panic attacks, suicidal thoughts and feelings, self-harm, headaches, hearing voices, sleep disorders, phobias, alcohol and drug abuse, obsessive-compulsive behaviour and various physical health problems.
Treatment for DID is based on your personal needs and aspirations. It can take time working with a specialist in DID care to make progress and help you achieve your goals, but you can achieve significant progress in taking control of your life.

Signs to look for (symptoms)
Things you may feel include:

Feeling disconnected from your emotions (emotionally numb).
Feeling detached from what is happening around you, like you are watching a movie of yourself.
Feeling as though the world is distorted or not real.

Having problems remembering things, and having gaps in your memory (losing time).
Sudden and unexpected shifts in mood, eg, feeling very sad for no reason.
Hearing voices, or smelling or seeing things that only you can see or smell.
Feeling as though there are different people inside you.
Referring to yourself as “we”.
Being unable to recognise yourself in a mirror.
Significant memory lapses such as forgetting important personal information.
Knowing about things you don’t remember learning, like driving.
Not recognising places or people that others think you should.
It’s often those nearest people experiencing DID who will see signs that the person they are currently talking to does not have the same personality and mannerisms that the person they were speaking to yesterday, or that morning, or even a few moments ago had.

Dissociative Identity Disorder is not to be confused with Multiple personality Disorder.

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redneck ingenuity

When a self proclaimed redneck builds or does something ridiculous
That truck right there has some redneck ingenuity in it!
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identitties

Tits that are identical in shape, size and softness, including nipple size, at least to the naked eye.

Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.

from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female
I prefer non-identitties to fake identitties anyday.

Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.
by Alan-a-Dale March 15, 2011
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Identity

n.

Something that describes an individual entity by it's properties.
Humans can identify themselves with a birth name.

E.g.-"My mother named me Mistake, now I have an identity."
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Identityjob

Hiring a male sex worker and informing him to roleplay as whatever, such as your coworker, specifying to never break character, then hiring a female sex worker and telling her the exact same thing. Usually accompanied by a hidden camera and/or recorder.
Person 1 (halfway inside Person 2’s ass): “Alright, out of roleplay for a moment, you’re giving me, like, 50 bucks for this, right?”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”
by Sinsaunstalker May 2, 2023
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