incuntinent

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse

spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

Inconfident

A mixture of being wimpy and lacking self-esteem. Incompetent, incontinent and..."not, confident."

Thom: Dude, don't be inconfident.
DeMarco: I'm not, I'm not...I'm just...
Thom: See?!
DeMarco: You're right. I'm inconfident.
Thom: Inconfident.
DeMarco: Completely inconfident.

by Spli©e August 24, 2014

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

Incuntinent

A persons inability to cease being a cunt.

Adjective

1. Unable to suppress leakage and/or physical evacuations of cuntishness;

2. Incapable of retaining the fact they are a cunt.
3. Inadequate self-control & restraint, especially against the urge to be a cunt.

Related: Incuntinence, incuntinency, uncuntrollable

'Some people get really incuntinent when they've had a few too many'

'Have you always been this incuntinent or is this a recent affliction?'

by StuntMum October 13, 2018

Incontinental

Like when old people cant hold on. "Incontinence"

I peed every time I coughed I was coughing so hard. It was pretty funny peeing my pants every 5 minutes. Now I know how it feels to be incontinental.

by MightyBoy August 5, 2008

Cultural Incontinence

The inability to hold back politically incorrect or culturally offensive comments or thoughts. Sometimes leaked out by accident or without crass intentions.

while interviewing an immigrant candidate for a job position using a phrase such as,

"Well, I guess we're all in the same boat . . .oh, I'm sorry for my cultural incontinence, it embarasses me all the time"

by JustanotherJoe December 10, 2009

social incontinence

A person who cannot keep his/her mouth shut and/or says highly innappropriate things in public.

Wow, that dude suffers from social incontinence. He is so totally socially incontinent!

by brattygurl July 23, 2010