Cat in The Hat 

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

Cat in The Hat by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

The Cat in the Hat movie 

a hilarious movie! What's my dream car you ask? The S.H.I.T. mobile from the movie! its a must-see

from the movie...
kid-"you know your tail was just cut off?;quot&
cat-"huh?...HOLY SHIT!!!;quot&

The Cat in the Hat movie by fuck off u lezbo December 1, 2003

shoe in the hat trick 

When you lose a game of tetris

That was a classic shoe in the hat trick, you lost bad.

shoe in the hat trick by Joe Handrube October 9, 2006

Putting in the hat 

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

Putting in the hat by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019

Time in the hat 

Time in the hat is a period of self reflection whilst on a dose of psychedelics. Sometimes meaning literally putting a hat over your eyes and losing yourself.

Alternatively this can also mean you've put in your dues in your job.

EXAMPLE 1: Timmy needs to spend some time in the hat. He's a little selfish.
EXAMPLE 2: Joe used to work at the gas station. He really put in his time in the hat.

Time in the hat by TimeInTheHat April 29, 2019

cat in the hat mug 

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram

cat in the hat mug by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

The Man In The Hat

A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to talk to that person or say said persons name. Any reference to the man in the hat should be to name them the man in the hat. Any breach of these rules results in the hat being passed to you. Especially good whilst drunk and/or stoned.

example 1
Ahmed as Man In The Hat: "Keane, did you win that game of pro evo?"
Keane: "No i lo..fuck you're wearing the hat!"

example 2
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Random n00b "Keane is"
OR
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Experienced player "The Man In The Hat is wearing the hat."

The Man In The Hat by GF April 20, 2006