Shamble

to make a decision by playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

We shambled to decide who had to clean up the dog poop.

by stripecat February 19, 2011

Shamble

Verb. To walk with a jerking gait. A shuffle; sometimes unnerving.

The morning after a long bout of drinking, it was all that I could do to shamble to the 'fridge.

There, from the shadowy corner, the zombie shambled. I think I went mad then.

by Excel November 14, 2003

Shamble

Verb - sham-bl -Method of classic zombie locomotion.

Normally this method can be identified by the apparant lack of total functionality in one or both legs, thus causing a very pronounced limp.

Shambling is very inefficient and quite awkward, but hell, if you are a zombified mass of decaying flesh, you'll look wierd no matter how you get around.

That Zombie just shambled up to me, but I shot it's head off before it got close enough to bite me.

by Z-Hunter 515 October 16, 2008

Shambles

A state of total disorder

My buddy Joel is in shambles all the time.

by Dexter4837 March 12, 2021

Shambles

being a straight up mess/disaster

"Hey did you hear that Discourse doesn't use meso gear?"
"Damn he's in shambles"

by downwithkeddie January 13, 2022

The Shambles

A state of sufferge that must be endured, there are little things that can free you from “The Shambles” but there are periods of relief

She cheated on me, I just can’t escape The Shambles.

by TRXPPIETREVV March 7, 2019

shambles

an irish curse used when calling shotgun. can be used with the shotgun call "shotgun, no shambles" or if not used "shotgun", a second person can call shambles and they get shotty.

Person 1: Shotgun, no shambles
Person 2: Fuck

Person 1: Shotgun
Person 2: Shambles
Person 1: Fuck, you win

by carpetmuncher1011 March 27, 2010