by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022
Get the Eat My Shortsmug. Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".
Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
by redbelt June 12, 2009
Get the Tugging my shortsmug. by Didaloo September 10, 2020
Get the Eat My Shortsmug. by laurs May 13, 2005
Get the Eat My Shortsmug. 
My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
Get the Eat My Shorts, manmug. When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
by Square head April 30, 2012
Get the cracks my shortsmug.