Imprecise

Lacking exactness and accuracy of expression or detail.

I wish my FD, Matt, was not so imprecise when sending out emails on behalf of his colleagues.

by IttyBittyDittyCommittee August 13, 2021

Impedimentary

That which causes an impediment to something. An obstacle or block needed to be overcome.

His steroid use caused sterility & was impedimentary to the conceiving of a child.

by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2022

impreachment hearing

A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.

One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

type impediment

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.

The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?

by royston white May 15, 2014

flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.

The girl has a flirt impediment.

by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016

reach impediment

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

by deucebag211 June 2, 2018

Pichi impediment

When a spoiled brat fails to pronounce a word correctly.

I want that cro-kedile toy.
No idiot that is not how you pronounce crocodile. You must have a pichi impediment .

by Notakrokodile January 12, 2021