Employment

To be in a state of having a job.

John is not in employment. He is a lazy tosser.

by Moosaidthedog June 21, 2005

Implyment

The act of having implied something

There was implyment of breakfast for lunch

by UltraWankershim August 24, 2017

Implemented

When something is 'put into action' or 'working'. Usually used for machines.

Man, i really implemented my penis last night!

by Mysterious X April 10, 2004

employmentally challenged

In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.

The employmentally challenged woman slept until 11 a.m. and then pretended to search for jobs on Craigslist, while spending hours and hours on Facebook.

by 30 and Unemployed April 24, 2010

Implement

a tool, utensil, or other piece of equipment, used for a particular purpose.

"My nasal implement detects an abundance of faecal deposits in the approximate vacinity

by piemaster August 5, 2004

implement

implements are the three essential tools needed to smoke weed -- fire, some sort of pipe or papers, and the herb itself.

You ready? Let's go to the show. Don't forget the implements.

by brentmcd October 18, 2007

Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010