Small 12-passenger vans that roll around neighborhoods with large immigrant populations, functioning as an unincorporated, unregistered, and uninsured transit service. They cost less than city buses, but the drivers don't speak English or stop for red lights, there may be live chickens on board, and there's a one-in-five chance the van may catch fire.
Kyle: Yo, we just missed the bus! we're gonna be late!
Bradley: No worries, here comes an immi van.
Kyle: Are those things safe?
Bradley: No worries, here comes an immi van.
Kyle: Are those things safe?
by marcolarco June 1, 2011
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Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"
You: "I plead drunken immunity."
You: "I plead drunken immunity."
by gooddave May 16, 2010
Get the Drunken Immunity mug.The invasion of a country by stealth through excessive immigration. The immivaders are normally from poor countries who come with a sense of entitlement to richer countries. Though they are driven by envy, and aspire to a more prosperous life, and even hope to marry into the mainstream of the host country, they often have no respect for its customs, culture or laws. In time, immivasion results in the population group that built up the culture and prosperity of the country being immivaded to be displaced or overwhelmed. The immivaders become the dominant demographic group in the country, with the result that social cohesion breaks down. Ultimately, there is widespread violence and crime; corruption becomes rife, and even the norm; the country becomes bankrupt and falls into anarchy.
Owing to threats to the economy and social cohesion from immivasion, a credible leader trumped the presidential election.
by GregDeane September 30, 2016
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The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.
Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
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