it's against my idiom

The word idiom has many meanings, one being

"A style of artistic expression characteristic of a particular individual, school, period, or medium: the idiom of the French impressionists; the punk rock idiom."

Therefore can be used as the perfect excuse to get out of doing stuff while still leaving the impression that you are an intelligent, intellectual individual

John: Wanna go to town
Gaz: Nah, it's against my idiom
John: Huh, yeah... (shuffles away)
Gaz is now free to see John's mum, knowing John will be baffled for the next 48 hours

by Legend Ronin July 27, 2005

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

Idiotmatic

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

Iditwat

The combination of being an idiot and a twat.

Person A: "OMG I love Twilight. Team Jacob!"
Person B: "Iditwat."

by AwkoTaco August 30, 2013

idiomathic

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler

Look what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!

by Shinigamilalo July 5, 2023

Idiom

(n.) a popular phrase, a parlance or locution. Not a noun, adjective or verb.

Most definitions in this dictionary are really idioms, such as fo shizzle my nizzle and shotgun wedding

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Iditarod

Where you're banging a girl on top of a hill in the snow doggy style and right as you finish, you yell "Mush!" and push her down and use her as a sled down the hill

A few more inches of snow and you can pull of the Iditarod.

by friedza February 9, 2009