icusa

A troubled hairy japanese kid with a peperoni pizza face.

Use some acne crean you Icusa!

by McDunaldnegget in a biscuit May 7, 2016

I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 5, 2022

lol-itus

Some one who excesively uses the term 'lol' in emails, text or other forms of electronic comunication

terry: Hey man what you upto later
John: Dunno lol
Terry: Dude whats up with u and lol u have a problem
John: yeah its my lol-itus, lol.
Terry: Fuck that man i aint talking to u no more, ure such a fag
John: lol :-(

by CharlieHobbit4 February 24, 2009

Roblox-itus

A disease you get from playing Roblox too much. The only cure is to buy 10$ worth of robux.

Kid: DAD!! I HAVE ROBLOX-ITUS
Dad: Oh no! Here, take some robux immediately!
Kid: Thanks! I could’ve died!
Dad: Yeah! Be more careful next time!

by Jennifer..Lynn December 11, 2020

Coach Rob-itus

The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.

The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.

by Mr. Fundamentals 69 January 28, 2020

Ghetto-itus

When someone doesn't know what a word means. Or when girls are being blonde.

Brooke is so ghetto-itus.

by Camp Gut Busters August 31, 2006

Itus

When you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.

Dave was going to come over earlier but he got the itus.

Sarah: why didn’t you call me back last night?
Dave: sorry, I got the itus after dinner.

by Thatscrazybuddy November 29, 2020