Penguin Icicle

A Penguin Icicle is when you take a dead smelt popsicle and place it in your partners vagina, causing her to waddle like Gentoo, once your partner has waddled enough to break the smelt popsicle down to a snow pea consistency you then place your balls on her feet like she's emperor penguin keeping an egg warm. You will know she is ready to mate once she starts to pop out the smelt snow peas into your mouth. P.S do not mind the odor that is accompanied by the act of the penguin icicle you will learn to love that sweet fishy smell.

"Damn son you stink!!" "

"Yeah man i know had a penguin Icicle last night."

by Velvet Rope April 11, 2020

icicle mentality

To retain a thought-process in accordance with one’s own personal agenda; to not give a flying fuck about anyone else. This usually comes with an air of arrogance, and (sometimes) slight douchebaggery .

Example one:
Matt: That kid is a prick

Derek: He got that icicle mentality.

Example two:

Alex: you seem unfazed by their insults, but how?
Brett: it’s icicle mentality.

by Achilles De Flandre June 8, 2018

wrist icicle

when he cums on your wrist and it drips down

how freaky did you get last night well he gave me a wrist icicle

by bgallo0814 May 18, 2018

Phallic Icicle

When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.

john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.

carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Test Icicles

1. To test an icicle
2. A very good english band made up of three very good looking boys: Sam E Danger, Raaary Decihells, and DevMetal.

1. Primitive men used to Test Icicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon
2. Test Icicles is the shit, fo reeeeeeeeel.

by gahdgfdvbd October 14, 2005

Icicle Fingers

When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.

Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers

by Acecard22 January 24, 2016

suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013