Icelandic Women

Most beautifuol women in the world! Famous for their beauty! Men go to Iceland just to look at the women!!

Julia is one of many beautiful Icelandic Women!!

by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006

Icelandic Icepick

The act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. The condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner's oriface.

Mother: Your father fucked in my ass last night with a frozen turd.

Child: Oh, we call that the Icelandic Icepick.

by Dr. Pickles January 29, 2009

Icelandic Woodchipper

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper

Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.

by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019

Icelandic Sanddune

When you rip someone's breast off and wear it as a hat.

A famous example of an Icelandic Sanddune is Courtney Love

by Kano2864212 January 31, 2008

Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010

Icelandic Torso Love

The act of 2 male lovers throbbing in the missionary position, occasionally french kissing wearing nothing but leather belts, while building an Excel model.

How was the party yesterday?

Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.

by Snorri Snorrason August 18, 2008

Icelandic Fire Drill

The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.

Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.

by FatHoudini March 7, 2022