Ibuprofen

To goon/yank ya junk cuzzo

*someone utters “Ibuprofen”* U be profen? I bet you be profen all night huh?

by Pluralsnow9 January 13, 2026

3 ibuprofen

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3 ibuprofen

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 15, 2025

Ibuproflets

Tablets of Ibuprofen, such as Advil or Motrin

Ryan: dude toss my some Advil, my quad is hurting
Tom: How much?
Ryan: Like four Ibuproflets, it's really painful

by Need-Ult December 15, 2008

ibuprofanity

A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".

Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".

by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

IBCuprofen

When somebody slips an ibuprofen into your root beer (preferably IBC) and watches you collapse due to the side effect of drowsiness. They then proceed to draw a stupid-looking mustache on your face with a Sharpie. Great for parties, not so great for date nights

Jason: Yo, did you see Lorenzo last night at the party? The dude had the funniest looking mustache ever
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally

by Isaac Taylor September 20, 2019