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First Impressionist

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.
- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.
by marcalite July 16, 2016
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Impressious

"Impressively Delicious"
She has an impressious ass!
by P'Nut June 8, 2014
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JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.
"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"
by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011
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First impressions

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions
by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010
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Impressing

Barrett: I've held onto this brown bic for an entire semester. I never lost it and it's finally about to go out.

Trey: That's impressing.
by Barrettis Maximus December 20, 2010
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facebook impression

The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
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inpression and an outpression

inside: the interior or inner part of something; such as a building.

outside: the part of something that faces out; the outer surface; such as a building.

impression: an outward appearance of something; such as a person.

inpression: an outward appearance from the interior or inner part of something; such as a building or something; of a person.

outpression: an outward appearance from the part of something that faces out; the outer surface of something; such as a building or something; of a person.
A person had an inpression and an outpression of another person who walked inside and then outside of a building.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 6, 2013
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