IBM 

Short for Important Business Man.

Q: Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate from college?
A: I'm gonna be an IBM. Gotta make that cash!

IBM by briantroy December 9, 2009

IBM 

This term stands for an "ideal black man." This term is mainly used by African-Americans and it was mentioned a lot in the movie Something New.

girl 1: I want a nice tall brotha whose been to college, has a respectable job, doesn't have any kids, and is fione

girl 2: girlfriend that is hard to find these days

girl 1: well thats my IBM, ideal black man.

IBM by Shadé Q. September 3, 2007

IBM 

A company that rocks, on the cutting edge of research and development.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.

IBM rocks.

IBM by Don September 13, 2002

IBM 

"It's broke, man."

IBM by Anonymous February 25, 2003

IBM 

I Blame Meyer

A good explanation for anything from canon- sues to murder.

She sicced Cedward and the BellBitch on us, SHE DESERVES TO DIE. Swine- flu? IBM.

IBM by sparemint November 21, 2009

ibm 

Imbeciles Become Managers

I work for Big Blue IBM and I love being brainwashed and not knowing my own yupppie conglomerate's methodogolies and ethics.

ibm by Spider John March 20, 2004

IBM 

Inmensa Bola de Mierda, spanish for Giant Ball of Shit.

You are an IBM

Eres una GBS

IBM by Tu mama, si la tuya! December 2, 2010