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IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.
1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!
by Minge Tickler May 4, 2010
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IBM

International Business Machines, or In Barry's Mom
I'm gettin' IBM tonight!!!!!
by buddybacon July 24, 2008
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ibming

In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.
Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.

Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!

I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
by dfizzlin January 20, 2009
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IBM

A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.
We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.
by x-IBMer August 16, 2003
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IBM

Thank you for calling I Blame Microsoft.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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IBM

ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.

ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.

despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
bill:i got an ibm machine
pill:sweeeeeeet
by unusu-al May 23, 2004
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IBM

I'm 5'0 and Hispanic! I'm an IBM!
by foodboy96 February 4, 2021
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