IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.
1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!
by Minge Tickler May 4, 2010
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by buddybacon July 24, 2008
Get the IBM mug.In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.
Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.
Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!
I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!
I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
by dfizzlin January 20, 2009
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by x-IBMer August 16, 2003
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ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.
ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.
despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.
despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
by unusu-al May 23, 2004
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