iPod rape

The act of somebody playing the music on their iPod without earbuds, much to the annoyance of others.

I was in an elevator yesterday, and somebody performed an iPod rape on everyone in the elevator!

by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

iPod Hanukkah

When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.

"I though we'd have no music for the trip. Thank Seth Rosenstein for iPod Hanukkah!"

by Anthonydalm April 22, 2008

ipod spamming

Uploading fake, corrupt, or blank audio files to file-sharing networks in an attempt to discourage unauthorized downloads.

"I downloaded 14 Eminem tunes and they're all screeches or blanks!"

"Sony must be iPod spamming again."

by Hugh Johnson August 24, 2005

ipod anxiety

Occurs at a party when there is no music and the host asks for an ipod. The individual is afraid to give his ipod in fear of rejection for having songs that suck or may make him feel like a pansy.

When Racheli asked for an ipod to play at her party, Guy was afraid to give her his because of his large collection of Disney Songs.

Percival always has ipod anxiety because his favorite band is the Village People.

by Adam Kallin January 5, 2007

iPod withdrawal

when your iPod battery runs out at work and you spend the rest of the day shooting rubberbands at the guy next to you

My iPod withdrawal was so bad I was flirting with those fat mexican girls.

by St Pauli Girl August 15, 2007

Ipod ADD

A common disorder affecting people with an ipod or other Mp3 Player. Involves the uncharacteristic switching of songs after roughly 2-30 seconds of playing a song because of the great shuffle feature. This disorder more commonly affects the owner of ipod shuffles.

Friend 1: Oh, I hate this song!
Friend 2: I love it!
Friend 1: I'm skipping this one. {Listens for 5 seconds} And this one.
Friend 2: God! I swear, you've got Ipod ADD!!!

by MyCrazyMind April 2, 2006

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009