A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
by tha_m3th0d April 30, 2012
Get the iPhonemug. A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
by Matt..... June 23, 2010
Get the iPhonemug. Kayla-Omg! I got the new iPhone!!! Xoxoxo I can't believe it!
Sam-Yea well they gonna release a new one next week.
Sam-Yea well they gonna release a new one next week.
by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017
Get the iPhonemug. A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.
Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.
iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?
iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?
by Disco Francisco February 10, 2013
Get the iPhonemug. 
by jack my ripper June 26, 2014
Get the iPhonemug. An electronic device spawned from the depths of hell to prey on the idiots of this world that I wouldn't ever want to own even if someone tried to give it to me for free
by BladiBladiBla March 12, 2013
Get the iPhonemug.