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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

This phrase derives from the fact that urban dictionary's text editor is far superior to it's fellow editor, which is why I, an intellect much prefer the former choice.
We here using Urban Dictionary in stead of Microsoft Word to Make Essays

I am better than you because i use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

Yall amatuers need to grow up and use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word
by KayrunJaavice May 6, 2019
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fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting
"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.
by balubhog March 28, 2025
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When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa...

When google corrects u for the millionth time
When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa... oof
by MelonPanda January 5, 2021
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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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Insteads

Not like the unattainable; These are the weird, greasy, freaks that are into you when you want someone clean and sexy.
Message: HEYY UR REALLY HOT, WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?

YOU: Here we go, another one from the group of insteads. Why me.
by yursh22 May 20, 2020
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