Imaginary Numbers

The concept that exists just to make people in Algebra 2 die of confusion.

"How does this pointless stuff that I'm not even going to use when I'm older even make sense? I just don't see how there can be Imaginary Numbers!"

(dies in class)

by NYC213 October 5, 2015

imaginary friend

a living person who you talk to constantly but never see them.

i wish i could see my imaginary friend

by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010

Imaginary brother

1) You might have one, two, or five of them. A few might be in trouble for raping an imaginary virgin or building an imaginary makeshift Meth lab.
2) An imaginary black guy

Hal-Your imaginary brother is in trouble.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2017

imaginary friend

A person or whatever it may be that you become friends with but no one else can see. The most common name for an 'imaginary friend' is Bob.

Person #1- I have 4 million imaginary friends named Bob, so we have to wait for them before we can go to the mall.
Person #2- Um, okay...

by BoB April 22, 2005

Imaginary cancerist

Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends

Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.

by Violentpacifest March 4, 2011

imaginary friend with benefits

Coined from the terms imaginary friend and friend with benefits , an imaginary friend with benefits is most commonly found when a person is single, although it is not necessarily restricted to those outwith a relationship . They person will create an imaginary person that they will regularly engage in raunchy sexual activities with during either masturbation sessions or dreams. The qualifying features of a friend with benefits is that said person must be fully fabricated (not a celebrity or someone you know) and that they are a regular part of your self-pleasure routines.

Person 1: Did you hear Glen got a girlfriend?
Person 2: That's not a girlfriend - she's an imaginary friend with benefits. She only exists when he needs a little personal time.

by andthatshowwedoitgangnamstyle July 27, 2016

Imaginary Radio

A term coined by the host of the podcast TBTL, Luke Burbank, describing podcasting.

Luke: That was a great bit of imaginary radio.

by A Ten October 5, 2009