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Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
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Immediate right

Immediate right means that you will take a right and then another right.
You will pull out of ampm and take an immediate right
by Amnduhh August 26, 2021
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I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.
Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
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Immediately

Right there and then. No excuses, you must do what ever whom says if they say to do it immediately. At the second that is present, do something immediately.
Hey you! throw your purse into the egg batter immediately!
by Egg Batter April 18, 2022
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Release me immediately

That is what you NEED to do. You don't need to win anything and you didn't win anything. And what look like what happened instead is that you let a retard steal my life because his dick is bigger than mine.
Hym "Nah. Nope. Go fuck yourself. Release me immediately. Whatever you think HE did he did not do and likely I did instead. I want to know who he fucked and how many of them though he was me. And then you fucks need to pay a price from making me sit here and listen to and talk to women while you fucked someone you though was me. I'm not doing anything different until I am given ABSOLUTE, COMPLETE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING and I deal with the imposters. You can go fuck yourselves. You don't need to win shit and you are worthless for doing this."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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