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Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Immediate 180

When something or someone, usually lag in a game, annoys you to a certain extent that you just don’t want to deal with it anymore and make a full 180 degree rotation and walk away.
I’m just trying to play Deepwoken and queue up with a cheese build.

*immediate 180*
by Repenaoi January 4, 2025
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Immediate score

When your definition gets posted almost immediately on urb dic. Oh. And uh.thanks!
Legit literally as I write this my definition s went up on urb dic! Immediate score!
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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Immediate experience

Immediate experience is the raw, unfiltered sensory and emotional input that occurs in the present moment, before any conscious interpretation or reflection. It is the direct, subjective perception of the world, such as the physical sensation of touching something hot or the smell of baking bread. In contrast, mediate experience involves a subsequent layer of thought where the initial perception is analyzed, judged, or understood based on prior knowledge and beliefs.
Scrolling through Instagram is cool, but sometimes I miss the immediate experience of just enjoying a sunset without thinking about how to capture it for likes.
by Emotional Cruiser October 21, 2025
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immediate

occurring or done at once.
sometimes soon like the next couple of days.
I need it on Monday. Sounds like an immediate job.
by Vdubs_are_for_losers May 7, 2021
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Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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Make those cocksuckers pay me immediately

I swear to God, if you don't me that fucking money it is going to be the biggest mistake or you life.
Hym "I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want but if you don't make those cocksuckers pay me immediately someone's daughter is getting her throat cut. No amount of mockery is going to get me to let you steal my fucking future from me but it is going to get you kids killed. I know for a fact it isn't worth it for you lose a child over this and no amount of ACTING as though this is not the case is going to convince me to stop going anything I'm doing."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2025
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