direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.

i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it

by love1d94 April 1, 2013

Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.

I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

iRection

The effect that the release of hyped Apple products has on some people.

He got an iRection that lasted all day when he heard about the iPhone.

by Arphur July 30, 2007

staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.

There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!

by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007

yeast infection

An infection that can be caused by too much of yeast bacteria acumulated in the genitals. Is not sexualy transmitted and can be treated. The infection can accur in both men and women. Accurs mostly in women that are of a child bearing age and is a very commen infection. This infection causes great itching and thick white mucus oozing from the genitals.

"She developed a yeast infection due to stress and too much work."

by Candyyy July 5, 2006

Weast Infection

When a guy rolls a blunt, doesn’t wash his hands, and proceeds to finger you, giving you a yeast infection!

Tony gave Brittney a weast infection last Friday!

by Bortboy2 December 5, 2019

urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.

"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."

by RetardLOL February 25, 2014