www.icantusegoogle.com

web site told to someone to go on if that person is asking a question that can be solved by typing in the exact phrase into the Google search engine

Q: What is Lego's home page?
A: www.icantusegoogle.com

by Georger December 10, 2008

incuntuated

a cunt in lust, after a life altering fuck.

What do you see in that man?
You must be incuntuated.

by Loucine C January 10, 2008

icantshoot

Taking a poop, dropping a deuce, firing off a stink pickle, pinching a loaf, piss shit out my ass.

I was playing Goldeneye and chatting on 007chan.org when I had to icantshoot. I've been icantshooting in the bathroom and using chan on my phone ever since.

by icanshoot July 25, 2011

i cunt

possibly meant as "i can't"

<xana> build tawer
<mix_sota> i cunt

by <AMS>SILVER October 3, 2008

incuntinent

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse

spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

icent

A guy who probably got his heart broken by a blonde girl that he actually really loved and afterwards he never trusted another female ever again so he downloaded tinder gold and started meeting with random girls all the time to the point where he didn’t even know everyone’s name he slept with and now he’s just a sad depressed pos who makes tiktoks

Vicente is an icent

by 69gayratspizza June 8, 2020

I Cunt Hear You

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009