i'm a stupid doodoo butt

Sans' secret code in undertale.

Sans: "What's up."
Frisk: "I'm a stupid doodoo butt."
Sans: "Did you...did you just say 'I'm a stupid doodoo butt?'"
"Wow. I can't believe you would say that."
"Not only is that completely infantile...but it's also my secret codeword."

by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020

I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".

♫I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern♫
♫And here is my bowl.♫

by Telephony July 26, 2014

I'm a man

A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.

For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.

You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."

by mypsace October 11, 2019

I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

by Yetu December 26, 2012

I'm a thot get me lit

A description of someone who is either a "slut" or someone who rides with anything ,the phrase was brought to life by the late drill king , Pop smoke

Bitch I'm a thot get me lit

by G lordess June 13, 2021

I’m a nonce

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins

Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji

by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

I'm A Player

A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.

It describes the life of many people out there.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,

"Cause I'm a player..." Too Short

by 805 Beaner October 17, 2009