i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022

I shit a wildcat.

It means when you take a shit and your asshole burns really badly or if it chaps.

I shit a wildcat.

by willy waggledagger January 23, 2010

I shit dicks

To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset

"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"

by jeremy lutkins February 17, 2007

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

I Shit Trains!

The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces.

The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!" And by the power of the Unknown I shat a train that derailed another train and killed dem.

by Anonymous Train Shitter December 21, 2008

i shit love you

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

by Qu_ge June 25, 2021