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meta-hypocritical

1. Using the guise of avoiding hypocrisy for the sake of laziness, or for any sake other than actually avoiding hypocrisy.
2. Being hypocritical about your own hypocrisy.
3. Behaving hypocritically to justify the merits of honesty.
1. "I'm not dressing up for this date to avoid looking like an hypocrite and pretending I am better than I am. But really, I'm just too lazy to match a dress shirt and a tie. I guess you could call it meta-hypocritical dating."
2. "It would be hypocritical to claim I've always been a critical thinker if I wasn't, why would I lie about something like that? I don't have time for this kind of meta-hypocrisy."
3. "You know, the world would be a better place if everyone was completely honest. If everyone showed themselves for who they are people wouldn't pretend they're genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists and instead be accepted for who they really are like me. I'm a really honest guy and look where it's gotten me; I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!"
by Meta-banana September 25, 2013
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hypocritical patriotism

What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.

In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.

Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.
The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.
by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 25, 2004
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hypercriticize

comes from the god of all things bimbly
means to yell at someone for doing something they have never done which is exactly what you are doing at the moment.
to the anexoric girl in the corner: fat ass don't eat all those greasy hamburgers *chomp chomp* ohh crap my truck just broke!
by god of all things bimbly May 12, 2004
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hypocriticality

1. Engaging in, or participating in acts that are contrary to the values that you believe, or profess to have faith in.

2. The act of being hypocritical in California.
Exp for Def. 1- My daughters father displayed amazing amounts of hipocriticality when he said that I don't care about her at all and then signed his rights away.

Example for Def. 2- My daughters father engaged in hypocriticality when he said I didn't care and then withdrew his pleadings to California family court.
by resisdisiple December 9, 2009
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hypocritical homophobia

Hypocritical homophobia:The occasion of a homophobe turning gay or has been gay all along (knowingly or unknowingly)
My friend was always drawn away from gays and was very rude against them. Then he married my brother. He is has hypocritical homophobia
by Sumner Sawyer August 10, 2019
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Hypocriticalness

The act of being a hypocrit.
i moderate a help channel but break the very rules it enforces! i love the hypocriticalness of this situation
by Enwat August 14, 2011
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Hypocritical Animal

Bella - Your a hypocritical animal
Jade - your an idiotic ape
by Slim Jady February 20, 2017
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