hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.

The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

by CanisMinor June 9, 2016

hyper patriot

A person who has unwavering, blind patriotism.

Eric owns 44 American flags--he's a hyper patriot.

by USE For Ever February 9, 2009

Hiker's Curse

Hiker's Curse is a condition of burning in the butt region usually caused from inadequate wiping after a bowel movement.

I've got a bad case of Hiker's Curse.

by Click Spring December 14, 2017

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Hyperausparesis

Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).

Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?

by taewithkookie April 15, 2022

Hyper Beam

If you're a male, while receiving oral sex, just as you're about to ejaculate, you scream, "Gyarados. Use Hyper Beam!" Then you ejaculate on her face. If she starts complaining, say, "Gyarados must recharge".

Lewis was in a jocular mood, so he Hyper beamed his girlfriend after getting head.

by itsthedalton October 21, 2011

Hiker Midnight

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.

It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...

by Pay Per View August 9, 2012