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hydrophilic head

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.
Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.
by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007
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Hodorphile

One who is obsessed, or has great interest in, the occurrences and activities of the character Hodor from the Game of Thrones Universe. Hodorphiles have been know to communicate entirely with the word "hodor." If written, meaning and intent is derived from specific placement of emojis, sentence structure, and capitalization. If spoken, careful attention must be paid to voice inflection and facial expression, much as animals interpret human speech.
Dude, Andy is such a Hodorphile. He only watches episodes that have Hodor in them.
by Icarus29 April 28, 2014
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Hydroponist

A person who works with hydroponic growing systems and plants
The hydroponist is working in his garden today
by Daco from lkpt March 7, 2016
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hydroplane

v. to drive a car at highspeeds while high on marijuana (see hydro)originated as a play on the words hydro, or marijuana, and hydroplane
n. (1) a type of DJ scratch
(2) a vehicle that can drive on land and water. Or something.
v. "It's the kinda high that got me leaning, 120 mph speeding, (that's) the meaning of a hydroplane." - NERD ft. Malice from Clipse in "Am I High"

n. (1)"Yo, did you hear that hydroplane while the DJ was cutting it?"
(2) "Oh goody, I get to drive my father's hydroplane today! I'm cool!"
by Jam Master J April 14, 2005
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Hydroponic

the literal definition of Hydroponic is "water working" or the greek words Hydro meaning Water and Ponos meaning Labor. Hydroponics is the process of of creating a system that is able to recirculate water while supplying the plants roots with nutrients in a completely soilless system.
john has a dope hydroponic system in his closet
by Blunt Trauma in san diego January 9, 2010
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Hydropop

when a girl looses her virginity (aka getting her cherry "popped") to water or any similar fluid; this could occur on a water slide or in a horrific pressure washer incident; sometimes can be mistaken as a period and vice-versa
When Carmen went down that steep slide, she got hydropopped!
by Lovedocter July 18, 2009
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Hydropump

The Bathmate Hydropump is so named because it uses water as the medium for creating a vacuum around the penis instead of air, which is the basis of all other pumps.

The hydrovacuum it creates around the penis makes for a solid & even vacuum - making for far more uniform and solid erections than are achieved using air-based methods.

Also, because water acts as a lubricant, there is no need to use messy gels and lubes when using Bathmate, as well as helping enhance hygiene.

Of great benefit, the Hydrotherapy aspect of the Bathmate, using water in a cyclic pumping action, makes for an excellent workout of the penile vascular (blood flow) system. This anatomical dynamic is known as hyperemia.

Therefore, the hydropump promotes penile health and increased sexual stamina and enjoyment, as well as boosting the size of the male organ.
Bathmate, penis pump, Hydropump
by Bathmate August 15, 2012
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