hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.

Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.

by wehobrandon August 20, 2009

Hasselharf

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011

Hussein

Hussein is a unqie kid. He is good at basketball (shooter) he can be very helpful sometimes. He is very intelligent and has lots of friends. He isn’t fake like most ppl and doesnt back bite.he is also very loud and happy kid

Why can’t we all be like Hussein

by biggycheese1 November 25, 2018

husseining

to sleep on the floor like a homeless person

We were moving to our new appartment last week, so I was husseining it in the back of my car.

by JoeboeTheHobo August 20, 2008

saddam hussein

Evil incarnation of the Mario Brothers, also goes by the name "Wario" has been known to terrorize the country of Iraq and the Mushroom Kingdom, resides in Bagdhad, Tikrit, Drain Pipes, and The cloud level.

Saddam and Mario look like the same guy..

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Hasselhoff

To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.

After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.

by JoeCaine June 12, 2009

Hossell

Literal meaning: I ate a baby.

Hossell's are pretty much the sexiest people on this planet. They are fantastic friends and Amazing in bed. heheeheh. Hossell's have a tendency to lighten up one's day through their brilliant-but-slightly-crazy sense of humour and strange animal noises. However, Hossell's generally have crap taste in music, for example Dubstep and other such nonsense, and they are well known for their "jerking-off-the-giant" dance at parties.
Hossell's are wonderful people to be around and if you are ever fortunate enough to meet one then you should snap them up quickly, because they never realise how awesome they actually are.
In addition, Hossell's are well known for their exquisite taste in food, their permanent drunken-like state and their let's-sit-around-doing-bugger-all genes. Hossell's are wonderful procrastinators.
They also tend to attract quite weird friends, so beware of these potential alliances.

Girl 1 : Did you just see that Hossell walk past?

Girl 2 : Yeah he was something else! Check out the ass on that bootay!

Hossell : GET IN MA BELLEH!

by Rod&Tod January 25, 2011