humpty dumpty 

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean

humpty dumpty by HTF yadada September 24, 2009

humpty dumpty 

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

humpty dumpty by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

humpty dumpty 

A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.

Want to have humpty dumpty later?

humpty dumpty by chapter34 May 11, 2011

humpty dumpty 

This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.

Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.

humpty dumpty by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

Humpty Dumpty 

When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.

"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."

"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."

Humpty Dumpty by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009

Humpty Dumpty 

A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.

bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend

Humpty Dumpty by CUMbova December 18, 2018

Humpty Dumpty 

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty by Miles kay June 5, 2019