Humple

The way you find your clothes the morning after.

I went home with this dude, and this morning my clothes were in a humple on his floor.

by T2R4S February 18, 2011

humple

AOL Speak for huggle.

Jack humples bot
! bot has kicked jack (no AOL)

by rawr September 15, 2004

Humphety

Humping in the motion of male rabbits. This is usually practiced in some parts of california and France.

That was damn humphety bitch!

by kev182 September 12, 2005

humpety hump

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster

I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump

by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009

Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.

A Humple Muffin

by megan the millionare September 26, 2011

humbletweet

A tweet that pretends to show humility but which is actually bragging about something that happened to you. Similar to a humblebrag.

The key to a humbletweet is to pretend you don't understand why you are getting all this attention while also making a blatant attention grab in your tweet.

Examples of a humbletweet:

(sometweeter) > What? Why? "I have one of the top 5% most viewed @LinkedIn profiles for 2012"

(sometweeter2) > Rly dnt dsrv all this #attention 4 ths #volunteer wrk w/the #homeless. Thx!

by twidtwid February 12, 2013

humplex

A humplex is when you have a complex from/while humping.

Holy shit. Sharkesha gave me a humplex!

by BananaJuice April 3, 2015