humplet 

1. A series of lesser tasks or ordeals that are in the critical path of a defined goal.

2. When in public, sneaking a hump on your girlfriend's leg or hip, ideally resulting in an orgasm (male).

1. I have to get over these humplets, the graduate writing exam and math requirement, before I can receive my degree.

2. I gave Lucy a humplet and I had to walk around with my shirt untucked to cover the wetspot.

humplet by Graphis November 15, 2011

Humplecracken 

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.

"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

Humplecracken by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

humplestiltskin by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

humbletweet

To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.

"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"

humbletweet by Chibi Jeeb August 17, 2014

humple

Much akin to the huggle that is so widespread, a humple is the same motion, only involving more leg movement (either one or both legs typically wrapped around the receiver.

* Alan_McGuire humples Ace.
<Ace> =)
<Ace> ok thats kind of odd
<Ace> lol
<+Alan_McGuire> lol

humple by Gawmonster December 22, 2008

fingeringbert humpledink 

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.

She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

fingeringbert humpledink by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

spanky humpler 

the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice...

ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler...

spanky humpler by john flannery February 7, 2008