humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Humpfucker

Someone who cuts holes in stuffed animals to fuck them rather than humping them.! Usually a “slutty” male.

Girl 1: dude I went to aidans house last night and he’s a humpfucker.

Girl 2 : no way.. that’s nasty! I’ve always known he’s a “slutty” man

by Humpfucker June 6, 2019

humbucker

A word that sounds really dirty, but which actually refers to a double coil guitar pickup.

I just bought a new humbucker and it works great.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Humbucker

A person who exhibits behavior like a Karen or Kyle, they stop the party.

Karen: "why is my miso soup cold? I ordered this only 4 hours ago!"
Joboy Lagoon: "Woah woah Humbucker, settle down!"

by joboyLagoon January 8, 2023

Bah humphucker

Someone that hates Xmas time of year

Chad is a Bah humphucker, he complains about Xmas Music, lights and pretty much all holiday happiness stands for.

by grabherbythe... November 15, 2019