hummer

A really expensive, crappy car that's made in Indiana.

Hummers look like big, clunky boxes.

by dosuhioeuyiery June 09, 2004

hummer

A Titanium Mountain Bicyle.

Normally owned by persons with excessive amounts of cash who cannot ride!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Hummer

Oh look, a Hummer. As you can see, the average Hummer drivers attire includes but is not limited to: Flatbill cap(typically worn backwards at an angle), aviators or some sort of sunglasses, TAPOUT shirt, and board shorts. Watch as he flaunts his wallet, and plastic girlfriend.

Look at that toolbag getting out of his hummer. Im not sure what costs more; The girl he's with, or the gas.

by Rocket1771 September 03, 2010

Hummer

the sexual act of droping your balls into some one's mouth and having them hum to make your balls vibrate

Paris Hilton gives the best hummers.

by the Screaming Tree July 03, 2010

Hummer

A Military styled 'SUV type' vehicle for everyday roads (unfortunately), which functions as an ego-booster for people who seek to intimidate other drivers by appearing to be big, tough MILITARY types. They usually appear wider and more 'bulletbroof' than most regular 'SUV's.

ANNOYED DRIVER TO A HUMMER-DRIVING HOTSHOT: Hey there wannabe soldier!, go buy yourself a TANK and go to war!. That'll show 'em how big of a man you are!

by Space Demon-69M October 19, 2015

hummer

Something which is said to be a piece of shit or garbage, from the sound of flies humming around shit, offal or garbage - mostly British colloquialism.

I tried that new operating system for a few weeks but it's a real hummer.

It looks OK on the outside but it's just another hummer.

by Hank Zeitgeist August 05, 2007

hummer

1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis

Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.

by Jordan Stevens May 23, 2007