Humbugging

The act of selfishly touching one's self sexually in a public restroom, before hanging yourself there due to a hatred of all Christmas music.

I caught Mason humbugging in the bathroom, but didn't try to stop him since he was bitching about my Christmas music in November... He's gone now.

by SwannyOG September 14, 2016

humbug

A waste of time. The wrong choice for a night out

"You went out thinking you were going to have alot of fun and it turned out to be a humbug."

by Micah Turner June 11, 2009

humbug

when someone gives an anonymous tip either to the police or somebody.

i got caught off in some bullshit on some humbug type shit.

by sexyblack August 27, 2006

Humbug

1. The act of turning your dog upside down and licking it's testicles.

2. Someone who does not want to join into any fun activities, especially Christmas.

3. The hair extension you recieve on your anus.

1. Dude I totatlly humbuged my dog last night!

2. Jon was being such a humbug yesterday. He wouldn't let me humbug his dog.

3. Mary got some humbugs so that she could wear a bathing suit and remain warm.

by jaimedeanjimmy May 25, 2009

humbug

the tortoise icon on msn.

amelia is wrong, the tortoise IS called humbug.

by sharperz May 05, 2008

humbug

when you meet a girl and have sex with her the same night.

Man i fucked that bitch off da humbug

by charlie February 28, 2004

Oy Humbug

An expression used during the holiday times, especially Chrismukkah, made popular by Seth Cohen on "The O.C." Combination of oy vey and bah humbug

Oy Humbug! I still have a lot of Chrismukkah shopping to do!

by Emma December 07, 2003