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Hummingbird Anus

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.
I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus
by LogDog86 July 18, 2011
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Huiting

1.) noun
i.) An elite species of humanoids living on Earth, often termed as the "rare gems of society." They gain reputation from their extremely good looks, attractive features, curvy body. They are often distinguished by their exceptionally large head. Other than that, Huitings are hard to spot, and are only visible to a select few.
ii.) -nese
The language spoken by Huitings (Huitingnese) can be identified by the soft euphonious melodies which are often mistaken as a drunken mumble, jumble. To the foreign ear, it is common to misjudge Huitingnese as random mumblings.

2.) adjective
i.)-ful
Used to describe a person, thing, place as exceptionally talented, shockingly lucky.
ii.)-ful
Used to describe a person, thing, place as rare, unique, fleeting, ethereal, and to an extent Godlike.
Examples:
i.)Professor Smith told the class that when he was young, he saw a Huiting eating at KFC. The class cried with surprise.

ii.)Josh felt huitingful today so he bought $20 worth of lottery tickets. (obviously he did not win because he was NOT a Huiting)

*note, merely feeling huitingful does not guarantee you the luck a Huiting has.*
by oaihsffej March 21, 2010
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Humming

Something with an extremely strong smell. Can be used in positive and negative manor!

Used in Ballymena northern ireland
"Lad your cane is humming!" Or " wow that grass smells humming!"
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Hummingbird Jerk

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005
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Huizinga

Dutch for "house in go" ... meaning go in the house ... meaning, would you like to come inside and have sex with me? ...therefore being a very sexy last name, since most dutch people are hott
You wanna Huizinga and get it on?
by warriorgoddess July 31, 2009
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Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.
I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.
by Winos February 3, 2009
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HAIMing

(verb) The act of coordinated and synchronized walking, especially on a sidewalk, street or other form of pavement.

Popularized by the rock band HAIM through many of their music videos.
I was totally HAIMing with my sisters in the mall parking lot.

Have you ever felt like just HAIMing your way through life?
by BecomeAFanOf June 29, 2020
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