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Tight Snatch Humiliation

n.

To pound / humiliate a woman's abnormally tight snatch.

To humble or abase a female's tidy (tight) pussy / snatch.
Stop teasing my cock, babe, or I'll have to humiliate your tight snatch.

She couldn't walk straight the next day, must've been a serious case of tight snatch humiliation.
by Tight as you like May 24, 2011
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ladder of humiliation

The Ladder of Humiliation comes in many parts. This is the official* guide to what words to use when humiliating and/or embarrasing someone.

1. Diss- The lowest level of humiliating. Usually occurs when someone is made fun of. Example: when someone says "you're funny", and the other person replies with "you're funny looking". In other words, Dissing can be used alot, due to it's lack of power.

2. Face- According to my man Dylan Jones, this was used in the 70's. A proper definition can be found by clicking this: face. Upon reading the definition, i came to realize that this form of humiliation is stronger than 'diss', but weaker than the other rungs in this ladder.

3. Toast- Here's where we get into the outer planets of this solar system of humiliation. Toasting occurs when you prove someone wrong or beat them in a competition. Like if someone said "Steven Spielberg directed Star Wars", (dumbasses.) And then i proved them wrong by IMDB'ing Star Wars, and proved that George Lucas directed it, then i would be right, and i would have toasted the person. Toasting also is accompanied by the toasting motion. This is when you put your index and middle finger together, and move them up and down to simulate a 'toasting' motion. Toasting is followed by its bigger and badder brother, which is-

4. Roast- Roasting is slighty more extreme than toasting. Roasting is pretty much the same thing, just some degrees higher. Roasting has it's own motion. Do the same finger signals as 'toasting' but this time, use both hands, and turn them in a clockwise motion, to simulate the 'roasting'.

5. Smoke- Smoking is not necessarily humiliation, as it is you beating someone in a competition really badly. It's not as strong as the next few terms, but if you killed someone in a multiplayer game, or got a higher test score than someone, i guess you could say something along the lines of: "Dude, I smoked your ass!".

6. Own- Here's the big boys of humiliating. Own originated on the computers, and when you get owned, it usually means someone friggin kicked your ass in multiplayer, regardless of the game. You can also own people on tests and anything that requires competition with another person. You can own animals, by the way. You can also own objects, because if you buy them, then that means that you own them, and being bought is pretty embarrasing.

7. Pwn- Many people think 'Pwn' is just a misspelling of 'own'. Those people are stupid. Pwn is merely own x10. Pwn is exactly like Own, but it's more hardcore. Like, an example of owning would be in Halo if a flood killed me. Now, Pwning would be if I threw a grenade, then the Flood killed me, and the explosion of my grenade detonated all the other grenades and sent my flying all over the fuckin place. that's the key to pwning someone. You can Pwn people all the time, unlike our next one, which is.....

8. Pizzowned- This is the one that should be used most sparingly. I defined it here: pizzowned. That definition works as well. A Major example of someone being pizzowned is the New York Yankees. The Boston Red Sox really pizzowned the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. They didn't pizzown the Orioles. We Pwned them.


So, there you have it. The official** ladder of humiliation.

(* not really official. See below)
(** See above)
see: diss, face, toast, roast, smoke, own, pwn, and pizzowned.
by Stupy John January 7, 2005
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humiliation

what happens when you're playing counterstrike and you get knifed in the back. After which a computer voice booms, HUMILIATION (which is often stolen from quake)
*w007 almost have this bomb defused.....HUMILIATION!*
by applydirectlytoforehead January 12, 2009
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Small cock humiliation

When a man gains sexual pleasure from his small dick being criticized and degraded
Small cock humiliation really turns me on. Theres nothing more erotic than when someone tells me how inadequate my cock is.
by Zhennti October 12, 2018
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humiliation

When one rox0rz another, brutally and extensively, through the use of a bladed instrument, usually a knife.
"HUMILIATION!" (hear sounds)
by Sub-Zero July 15, 2008
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hibernian humiliation

Hearts's demolition of Hibernian in Scottish Cup final devoid of fire
• Hampden final highlighted weakness of game in Scotland
• Hearts manager called halt to humiliation after fifth goal
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James McPake 41
Hearts
Darren Barr 15, Rudi Skacel 27, Danny Grainger 48 Pen, Ryan McGowan 50, Rudi Skacel 75

This show of strength by Hearts doubled as an unwelcome illustration of the weakness in football north of the border. The combination of derby and major final ought to have guaranteed intensity but, for neutrals at least, it had a melancholy tone as Hearts took the Scottish Cup with a 5-1 win over Hibernian that was somehow humdrum.

To the limited relief of the losers, Hearts were not set on a historic humiliation. Paulo Sérgio's men called a halt after scoring the fifth goal as early as the 50th minute. The most resounding victory in a Scottish Cup final therefore remains the 6‑1 defeat by Celtic of a rightly admired Hibs side in 1972.

There will be only scorn for the current generation, particularly since the losing manager Pat Fenlon was sent to the stands by the referee Craig Thomson near the end after he seemed to gesture at the Hearts supporters. He denied that intention but the episode epitomised the misery of Hibs. They have lost all four derbies this season, with an aggregate score of 12-2.
it was Hampden Hibernian Humiliation when the Scumbos Beat us 5-1
by Alan Cooney March 19, 2014
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public humiliation kink

when u make shit posts so people will laugh at you on the internet
justine has a public humiliation kink cause she posts about foot fetishes on her public blog
by herborg January 19, 2018
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