Humble Boy

Mexican border slang for white, homosexual males.

Hey, suck on my wiener or die, humble boy.

by shreddedbabywheats August 14, 2009

a humble

A charge given by a police officer, not meant to stick but to give a corner boy or known criminal a hard time. Or humble/ quiet thier wrong doings.

Eg. Q: ay i heard the jump outs rolled up on u yesterday?
A: yea i was out that night they just hit me wit a humble

by bodymore bro October 10, 2013

To Humble

(verb) To explain a simple fact, in even simpler terms, to a really thick person. This is often to degrade a person and to boost your social status by making you seem more clever than the idiot you just humbled.
A posh way of "telling someone" i.e. "he got humbled" posh version of "he got told."

I just humbled you in this definition. But since you are thick, I am going to humble you again and give you a simpler definition.

Guy 1: What's this random paper we got ages ago?
Guy 2: Let me humble you. That paper is our task for the exam that we will be sitting later today. The fact that you don't even know what the paper is about, proves you are going to inevitably fail this test.

by thagodfatha July 8, 2011

Huber Hanglider

To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.

Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

Humble Fuck

1. To fuck or penetrate in some way a person in order to break them down to a point of humbling before you.

2. Synonymous with "owning" "spanked" or variations on the theme but often with an extra implied harshness.

1. John was humbled by the ass raping Rick gave to him in the showers. John was given a humble fuck or John was Humble Fucked

2. I grabbed the girl by her hair and humbled fucked her face.

by Big Daddy J & Dr. J July 29, 2009

Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.

Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!

by ElGobo January 19, 2019

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008