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hoovehand

A hand resembling the hoove of animals(mostly cows) but also the hand of a human. Also used to describe people that can't grasp hold of objects well, and they tend to slip out. The hoovehand is a very atrocious sight.
Guy: This is a rare sight of the "hoovehand".

Guy: Calvin has such hoovehands, you can't trust him with fragile stuff. Tsk tsk tsk.
by Snifflelicious January 7, 2013
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Hover Hand

A pathetic or defensive measure nerds with social problems take to avoid being thrown out of a convention for being a creeper. Due to their lack of experience with women and an outright paranoia of security throwing him out. The Hover Hand Technique is like a photo version of a thigh job. You are less likely to get thrown out of a con that way than if you actually held on to the girl and the girl cries sexual harassment.
Joe was at an anime convention with his friend Dan, while Dan was an atypical nerd with relatively good looks, Joe was anything but charming and had concerns about taking photos with a cute maid cosplay. While Dan went straight in for the kill with one photo having him grab the girl by her hip and later made a kissing face on her cheek. Joe was happy to hover hand over the same girl.

Dan wasn't so lucky when the manager of the maid group threw his ass out of the con. Dan went off to get drinks at the bar where he can be at home with his kind of people whereas Joe remain in the con.
by Linguo Dude August 1, 2013
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Hover Hand

When a dude awkwardly has him arm around a girl, but doesn’t actually process to make contact on her body. Uncomfortably, hovers his hand over her shoulder region.
“Man, Connor is such a awkward shit. Look at his hover hand on Abby!”
by Sir James Masucci May 12, 2019
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overhand eagle

Jerking off using an overhand motion so as to make it seem like a stranger is doing the deed.
Dude, do the Overhand Eagle. Its like getting a hand job from a stranger.
by Chris February 25, 2005
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overhand

A stroke in tennis where a player strikes the ball by swinging one hand over another and smashing the ball down. this term originated in 1903 but was mistakenly translated by scholars into "overhead". This incorrect termanlogy is still widely used in the world of tennis while the true term is actually "overhand".
Pete Sampras is widely known for his crushing overhands.

I hit an overhand so hard it was flaming.
by blue flame (flaming five) June 24, 2009
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Hover hand part 2

Just in general, not being spicific... when the girl is holding her hand over his dick and just holding it ther, and idk, maybe there like chit chatting or something...
JIll was with ... (not sure, but like someone like the cross between ash and sonic, just i couldn't find anyone like that online...) so how about ashsonic. \

and then they were at a inconspicuous seating arangement... and basicaly she ws doing hover hand part 2.
by dolphinsexbuddy November 10, 2016
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hoverman

When you bump heads with somebody and fall back and have that 1 or 2 second hover.
OMG did you see that dude, he was hoverman. Yeah that was crazy!!!
by 2That_One_Guy2 January 14, 2018
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