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Hova's Witnesses

The devout followers of the lord of rap, Jay-Z. They are marked in their position regarding conscientious objection to anything and refusal to submit to the police, which has brought them into conflict with some governments. Consequently, activities of Hova's Witnesses have been banned or restricted in some countries. Persistent legal challenges by Hova's Witnesses have had considerable influence on legislation related to civil rights in various countries. The best understood characteristic of a Hova's Witness is his or her refusal to "give a flying fuck" and inclination to "trip referees" at basketball games. They usually originate from New York City, particularly in the Brooklyn and Tribeca areas.
person 1: Dem Hova's Witnesses be thumpin' to some durty beats dawg.
person 2: Who dat? E-40?
person 2: Nigga its Jay-Z! (chck chck BAM)
by jayang May 1, 2011
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Hovannes is a tiny baby man
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hova

refers to jehova or "god"
a nick-name rapper jay-z has given himself as the god or savior of rap
jehova......jay-HOVA
by jaytee October 28, 2005
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Its Hova

Said when you just completely humiliate someone weather it be via insult,video game,more money,ect.The word hova sounds like "ova" or "over" so it fits.And when you say its hova,you have to look to the left and put ya diamonds up like Jay-Z
Float like a butterfly,sting like a bee.I did your mom,now it hurts when i pee.Its hova!
by xGuardianSoulx April 10, 2011
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hovvy

a corrupt version of 'heavy' used by a select few, the word is often associated with the 'lord of the trolleys' videos and creators. First established in late 2003 the method of speaking distorts a number of words for comic value.
'that lord of the trolleys video was hovvy'
by scoyte July 15, 2005
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J Hova

Jay-Z aka Jigga aka Sean Carter when he calls himself the "God of the Rap Game" (from "Jehova", another name for "God").
Jay-Z + Hova = J Hova
"J Hova spittin game from da range rover"
- Jay-Z, "20 Bag Shorty"
by Fraft June 26, 2008
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HOVA-dose

When you take so many psychedelics that you think you are Jay-Z
"Last night I HOVA-dosed on shrooms, I thought I was Jay-Z"
by Pill Poppin God May 18, 2010
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